Russia’s State Hermitage Museum hires cats to protect the artwork from rodents. The cats run around the attic and basement by the dozens, but there can’t be more than 60 at a time because they’ll start slacking off at work and getting into cat fights. Source
realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
The true horror: responsibility
LOOK AT THE CRESCENT MOON ON HIS FOREHEAD AND THE LITTLE HEART ON HIS BACK
I’m legit gonna cry oh no
midnight working hard for you guys like
The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes
Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062.
Dear Mr. Vernon,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us — in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed.
pride and prejudice + “still movement”
(requested by somnus-nemuri)