some people have sex in the kitchen
i eat in my bed
The Lagoon Nebula in the constellation Sagittarius
Image credit: NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
Reporter: Excuse me. I don’t wish to disturb you, as I see you are eating, but I was wondering, what do you see yourselves doing in, say, five years time?
George: Still eating.
Precious little bastard. I will always love you.